Money Business
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Memo · Re: the funds

Monkey business found its currency. Good luck getting it back.

Money Business, a round blue coin with a glossy yellow currency symbol and orange beveled edges, hugged by one small brown capuchin.
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We asked Money Business to handle the funds. He took “handle” very personally.

The lid organiser

Business trips

no receipts, all memories

My commute is flaky but I respect it.
My commute is flaky but I respect it. $MONEYBIZ
The forecast said light emotional damage.
The forecast said light emotional damage. $MONEYBIZ
Reached a new level of pretending I read these.
Reached a new level of pretending I read these. $MONEYBIZ
Made a small task weirdly difficult. Management material.
Made a small task weirdly difficult. Management material. $MONEYBIZ
Booked the deluxe package. It was a fountain.
Booked the deluxe package. It was a fountain. $MONEYBIZ
Some puddles need a dramatic entrance.
Some puddles need a dramatic entrance. $MONEYBIZ
A smiling brown capuchin with a cream face and curled tail hugs the right side of Money Business's yellow currency symbol with both arms.
One attendee. Unanimous decision.

serious business

We called a meeting. He called dibs.

I

Meeting called

Money Business arrived early and put both arms around the agenda. The agenda was money.

II

Motion carried

A vote was held on sharing. Somehow, both raised hands belonged to the same monkey.

III

Meeting adjourned?

We tried to wrap things up. He's still holding the floor. And the funds.

Two seconds. Both arms.

Cartoon 3D blue coin with a dominant yellow C-shaped currency symbol, paired vertical bars, orange edges, dark outlines and bright highlights. One small brown capuchin hugs the symbol.

a firm handshake

Give it two seconds. He'll take all day.

Memorandum of Hug. The undersigned agrees to one firm hug. He keeps the rest.

Meetings that were hugs: 0

get down to business

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  1. 1

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  2. 2

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  3. 3

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